Pinches and Dashes | French Toast and the Sleep Regression Blues

Amanda and I strategized our middle of the night wakings in the months before the baby came. We would both get up – yay teamwork! – and there would be diaper changes and comfortably seated nursing, and Amanda suggested that we really needed treats, like marshmallows and m&m’s. These seemed like lovely plans, and when … More Pinches and Dashes | French Toast and the Sleep Regression Blues

Smashing Things

Do you remember that scene fromย Office Space, where the guys take the fax machine out to a field and smash it? I think about that scene a lot with a delicious sort of jealousy. I’m not given to outbursts. I don’t smash things, or cry out. But the act of doing so has a persistent … More Smashing Things