12 Days of Cookies: Day Three

When I was making a list of my favorite bloggers to invite to my little cookie swap party, movita beaucoup was one of the first I thought of. movita’s recipes are beautiful, delicious, and even better than all that, movita’s sweet, funny, and a cheerleader for her fellow bloggers. Which is a big deal, because in my eyes, movita’s, like, famous. Her Blueberry Grunt recipe was featured in Huffington Post. That’s famous in the world of Dana.

This year, she decided to begin attending a rigorous baking school program. I can’t wait to see what wonderful recipes come out of her time there. 

movita is finishing her practicals for school this week, but she gave me permission to re-post one of her older recipes. This one, for White Chocolate Coconut Shortbreads, has a bit of a backstory of movita’s friendship with pussycat, with whom she makes the Shortbreads. 

P. Kitty’s White Chocolate Coconut Shortbreads

From movita beaucoup

Dear People Who Don’t Like Swearing,

You probably shouldn’t read this post.


movita beaucoup


Back in November, when I was visiting with Pussycat, she told me about her idea for some super awesome shortbreads. As we were baking them, she proclaimed, “this is some next level pioneer shit.” And that became our working title for the shortbreads. Next Level Pioneer Shit Shortbreads. But then I was all, “I think most of my readers are elderly… and I’m not sure how festive the word shit is.” So we changed the name to P.Kitty’s White Chocolate Coconut Shortbreads. (Of course, now that I’ve written the word shit three four times, I’m thinking we could have left the name as it was.)

Let me tell you about these little shortbreads. These sweet, tasty shortbreads with coconut and cornflakes that become inexplicably crispy-chewy. We started with a Martha Stewart base. A good basic shortbread. And then we went all pioneer on its ass. That’s assuming pioneers were into white chocolate and cornflakes.

We toasted some coconut.

Chopped up some white chocolate.

Mixed in some crushed cornflakes.

And then baked ourselves some next level pioneer shortbreads.

You’re probably going to want to make these. And you’re going to want to cut them into smallish pieces. Because they are filling – a small square is just right. You’re going to have a 9×13 pan of awesomeness. A pan of awesomeness that could make your mother forget to tell you that she thinks your pants are ill-fitting when you arrive home on Christmas Eve. A pan of shortbreads that might make your mother-in-law think you can actually feed your family without her assistance/constructive criticism. A pan of sweet delights that might stop your great aunt from sighing loudly when you tell her you’re still single. (Can you feel me working up to a feverish finale?)  A PAN OF NEXT LEVEL SHIT THAT WILL MAKE YOUR FAMILY STOP ACTING LIKE TURDS DURING THIS FESTIVE SEASON AND ACT MORE LIKE THE ONE FROM YOUR FAVOURITE HOLIDAY MOVIE.

I’m lying. You really should get better fitting pants.

So. Go make some shortbreads.

(Sorry about the swearing.)

. . .

White Chocolate Coconut Shortbreads – inspired by Bobbie Marchand and Martha Stewart – print and take your shortbreads to the next level

Makes 35+ shortbread squares.

  • 2/3 cup shredded, unsweetened coconut
  • 1 1/3 cups finely chopped white chocolate or white chocolate chips
  • 2/3 cup finely crushed cornflakes
  • 1 1/3 cups (2 sticks plus 6 tablespoons) unsalted butter, room temperature
  • 2/3 cup sugar
  • 3/4 teaspoon salt
  • 3/4 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
  • 3 1/3 cups all-purpose flour

Begin by toasting the coconut: toast the coconut in a dry skillet over medium heat, stirring often, until golden. (Take your time, coconut burns easily.) Allow the coconut to cool completely.

Combine the coconut, white chocolate and cornflakes in a bowl and set aside.

Preheat oven to 275°F. Grease a 9×13 baking pan, and line the bottom with parchment paper.

In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, cream the butter and sugar on medium speed until light and fluffy (about 2 minutes). Add the salt and vanilla, and beat to combine. Add the flour, 1 cup at a time (the first addition will be 1 1/3 cup, followed by two 1 cup additions), beating on low speed until just combined.

Stir the coconut mixture into the shortbread dough – I use my hands to get the ingredients incorporated.

Press dough into your prepared pan, leveling and smoothing the top. Prick the top of the shortbread with the tines of a fork, randomly or in a pattern.

Bake shortbread until evenly pale golden, but not browned, 50-60 minutes (the original recipe has a baking time of 70-85 minutes, we found it doesn’t take nearly that long).

Transfer pan to a wire rack to cool. Cut into squares while still warm from the oven – 5 or 6 rows in each direction, more or less if you like. Allow to cool completely before serving. Store in an airtight container for up to 1 month.

Today only, I’m giving away a one-year subscription to Martha Stewart Living. What do you have to do to win this wonderful magazine subscription? Visit my Whisks & Words Facebook page, Like the page (please and thank you!), then scroll down to the post that begins “Time for the 12 Days of Cookies Giveaway!”, and in the comments section, write a haiku about cookies. It doesn’t have to be a work of poetic genius; just five syllables in the first line, seven syllables in the second line, and five syllables in the third. And make sure it’s about cookies. 

THEN (the mind reels) tell all your friends to visit the page and vote for your haiku. The haiku with the most Likes by 5pm today wins the free one-year subscription to Martha Stewart Living. That’s 12 issues of Martha. That’s enough to make anyone poetic. 

The 12 Days of Cookies

day one:  forgotten cookies (whisks & words)

day two:  snickerdoodles (salted spoon)

12 thoughts on “12 Days of Cookies: Day Three

  1. Movita – I almost had to write a similar opening to my entry for Dana, but then I went back and took out most of the swear words. The blog got considerably shorter. But I love this. I won’t make these, because I hate baking, but if I was going to bake something, it would definitely be something with the word “shit” in the name.

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